Watery Semen Syndrome. And What to Do About it.
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More often than not, clear, watery cum is the result of low sperm count. Sperm play a double role as both a thickening agent and a whitener. So if your spunk looks less like yogurt and more like the mystery fluid that floats on top, you probably have low sperm count.
While a dwindling population of testicular tadpoles is not the only explanation for this effect, it is far and away the most common. Sperm count is often the difference between squirting out sperm soup and plopping out thick white cum chowder. This is why your baby gravy will be tend to be a bit thicker and whiter after a few days of abstinence. So, how exactly does one accomplish this? |
There are a few methods that are tried and true, and no, they don’t come in bottles with big neon font “money back guarantees.”
Also, we assume you’re here for shortcuts, so we’ll spare you the lecture on living a healthy lifestyle (though it really can work wonders for your spunk and your junk). That and, regardless of what Men’s Health says, you cannot significantly boost your spunk by simply eating pumpkin seeds, oysters, or vitamin c. To see positive effects from lifestyle changes alone requires somewhat of an overhaul.
You’ll probably notice a less than slight resemblance between the methods in this article and those in our article on boosting ejaculation volume. All of the following methods improve both volume and sperm count.
Also, we assume you’re here for shortcuts, so we’ll spare you the lecture on living a healthy lifestyle (though it really can work wonders for your spunk and your junk). That and, regardless of what Men’s Health says, you cannot significantly boost your spunk by simply eating pumpkin seeds, oysters, or vitamin c. To see positive effects from lifestyle changes alone requires somewhat of an overhaul.
You’ll probably notice a less than slight resemblance between the methods in this article and those in our article on boosting ejaculation volume. All of the following methods improve both volume and sperm count.
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Maca
This stuff is a wonder herb for all things semen. Multiple studies have proven Maca’s valor in boosting sperm count, and the effects can be seen as soon as the first day. Taking around 3000mg of Maca a day (dosage varies) will give you results that are both quite noticeable and quite punctual. Give it 1-3 days to see the effect. Don’t worry, it’ll be hard to miss. |
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The Huge Load Formula
Though designed more for increasing semen volume, this magic potion drastically boosts sperm production as well, leading to thicker, whiter semen. If you’ve read our article on increasing semen volume, you’ll know how much we love this stuff.
It’s a recipe for a homemade smoothie that combines ingredients all shown to severely increase semen volume and sperm count.
In our experience, bluntly put, the effects are quite drastic. Aside from causing comically large ejaculations, it also caused significant upgrades in both whiteness and thickness.
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Though designed more for increasing semen volume, this magic potion drastically boosts sperm production as well, leading to thicker, whiter semen. If you’ve read our article on increasing semen volume, you’ll know how much we love this stuff.
It’s a recipe for a homemade smoothie that combines ingredients all shown to severely increase semen volume and sperm count.
In our experience, bluntly put, the effects are quite drastic. Aside from causing comically large ejaculations, it also caused significant upgrades in both whiteness and thickness.
Click Here to See the Product Page
L-Arginine
Another spunk-boosting all star. L-Arginine is the primary building block of sperm, and this is one of the very few times that results are really as simple as more in=more out (to a point). Oh if only building muscle were this easy.
L-Arg also has the pleasant side effect of increase NO2 activity. This relaxes blood vessels in your love-muscle. Relaxed blood vessels = hard-ons carved out of wood.
Though L-Arginine doesn’t quite live up to the standard set by Maca, an argument could probably be made for combining the two methods.
Another spunk-boosting all star. L-Arginine is the primary building block of sperm, and this is one of the very few times that results are really as simple as more in=more out (to a point). Oh if only building muscle were this easy.
L-Arg also has the pleasant side effect of increase NO2 activity. This relaxes blood vessels in your love-muscle. Relaxed blood vessels = hard-ons carved out of wood.
Though L-Arginine doesn’t quite live up to the standard set by Maca, an argument could probably be made for combining the two methods.
So there you have it!
Not a complicated list of methods by any means, but making your semen thicker and whiter really isn't tricky business.
Enjoy your extra chunky!
Not a complicated list of methods by any means, but making your semen thicker and whiter really isn't tricky business.
Enjoy your extra chunky!