Superhuman Stamina
A Review.
Welcome to our first negative review. Before we get into it, you should know that a program has to be truly f**ked up for us to justify the time sacrifice necessary to pound out a thoroughly damning review. It’s one thing to dedicate time to recommending a product we know will help other men, it’s another to slave away over our keyboards risking carpel tunnel for the sake of slander. That said, this product
justifies the risk.
If you just want the abbreviated review, here it is: This product is a highly awkward, un-informative, waste of time and money. For the extended review, read on.
justifies the risk.
If you just want the abbreviated review, here it is: This product is a highly awkward, un-informative, waste of time and money. For the extended review, read on.
So what is it?
Superman Stamina is a series of DVD’s that promises to teach you porn industries “inside secrets” to lasting longer, giving your woman toe-curling orgasms, etc..
The program stars Keni Styles (an alleged Porn Star), a couple generic porn actresses, and some random dirt bag.
The first DVD contains a brutally awkward interview conducted by said dirt bag on what appears to be his living room sofa. He has a script of questions, but I got the strong impression that Keni was making up his answers as we went along, sprinkling his improvised anecdotes with tips for lasting longer that range from generic and cliché to silly and incoherent. I’ve seen better advice in Blog posts on Men's Health… and that’s saying something.
Superman Stamina is a series of DVD’s that promises to teach you porn industries “inside secrets” to lasting longer, giving your woman toe-curling orgasms, etc..
The program stars Keni Styles (an alleged Porn Star), a couple generic porn actresses, and some random dirt bag.
The first DVD contains a brutally awkward interview conducted by said dirt bag on what appears to be his living room sofa. He has a script of questions, but I got the strong impression that Keni was making up his answers as we went along, sprinkling his improvised anecdotes with tips for lasting longer that range from generic and cliché to silly and incoherent. I’ve seen better advice in Blog posts on Men's Health… and that’s saying something.
The whole production screams amateur, and lacks any real structure. Though he has a script in hand, the dirtbag seems to abandon any premeditated outline and often digresses into aimless dialogue, fumbling around to construct questions that are relevant or interesting on the fly. His continuous effort to keep his composure is both painfully awkward and good for a laugh, and he also seems to have a really hard time saying dirty words in front of the half naked hottie on the next sofa cushion over.
For a taste of both the painful awkwardness and worthless curriculum, here’s a sneak peak on youtube -------> |
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On that note, yes, there are scantily clad (and at times naked) porn stars throughout the videos. And yes, there is a pornographic “demonstration” scene. And yes, these are little more than shameless attempts to distract you from the lack of useful information in the DVDs.
The demonstration on disc two is pretty bad. Imagine a porn scene where the female star is dryer than a mound of cinnamon, and the male is about as hard as warm string cheese. Now imagine that occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, the male turns to the camera to offer mind blowing pearls of wisdom like
“Just relax and enjoy the blowjob.”
“When you feel like you’re gonna cum, just slow down. It’s so easy.”
“If you’re getting close, just pull out and go down on her.”
The demonstration on disc two is pretty bad. Imagine a porn scene where the female star is dryer than a mound of cinnamon, and the male is about as hard as warm string cheese. Now imagine that occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, the male turns to the camera to offer mind blowing pearls of wisdom like
“Just relax and enjoy the blowjob.”
“When you feel like you’re gonna cum, just slow down. It’s so easy.”
“If you’re getting close, just pull out and go down on her.”
There are times throughout the scene where Keni shows an impressive amount of stamina by pounding away at his co-star in doggy style for a few minutes, but these scenes are a huge let down since, during such times, he falls silent, offering no insight whatsoever into how exactly he’s suppressing Old Faithful. One starts to wonder if the trick is keeping your girl bone dry. Seriously, she’s so dry Keni has to lick his hands more than Peyton Manning to repeatedly lube up his quasi-hard tool.
Keni’s real secret to stamina is revealed when he finally does let fly, and drips a measly two or three drops of ball batter on Krissy’s tummy, making it patently obvious that he resorted to emptying the pipes before the scene. Is this the porn industry’s inside secret?
Keni’s real secret to stamina is revealed when he finally does let fly, and drips a measly two or three drops of ball batter on Krissy’s tummy, making it patently obvious that he resorted to emptying the pipes before the scene. Is this the porn industry’s inside secret?
The third disc is a video of porn actress Tori Black masturbating. Yup that’s it. But of course it’s called the “interactive trainer.” You’re supposed to practice the “techniques” you’ve learned, while you shake hands with the devil and she diddles her skittle on the very same living room couch that the awkward interview in disc one took place.
The whole production feels like a high school video project that was thrown together last minute. It’s awkward, it’s uninformative, but worst of all, it’s shockingly expensive.
At $97, I expect better advice than “slow down” or “pull out.”
The whole production feels like a high school video project that was thrown together last minute. It’s awkward, it’s uninformative, but worst of all, it’s shockingly expensive.
At $97, I expect better advice than “slow down” or “pull out.”
The good news is, there are programs that can teach you real ways to go the distance. And by “the distance” I don’t mean giving your girl a single orgasm, before lamely spilling your ball’s guts after 10 minutes of gentle thrusting. I mean giving your woman 4-5 orgasms whenever you feel like it, and splooging when you’re ready.
There are two quality programs that we recommend for this, and in the following order:
Alex Allman’s Command and Control Program
Adam Armstrong’s: How to Last Longer in Bed
Full-length reviews for both are soon to come.
Cheers!
There are two quality programs that we recommend for this, and in the following order:
Alex Allman’s Command and Control Program
Adam Armstrong’s: How to Last Longer in Bed
Full-length reviews for both are soon to come.
Cheers!