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How to Increase the Size of Your Penis
How to Increase the Size of Your Penis
First things first gents. We promise not do three things in this article.
1) We promise not to console you with statistics about average dick length or “surveys” reporting women’s alleged neutrality on the subject (surveys taken by bored housewives with nothing better to do than respond to polls in Men’s magazines).
2) We promise not to dodge the issue by recommending other ways to please your partners, or worse, by delivering useless platitudes “it’s not the size of the boat…”
3) We promise not to bullshit you into buying penis snake oil.
What we will do in this article is provide an objective and factual rundown of the only methods that can reliably grow your little womb raider (or ‘butt pirate’ or ‘mouth marauder.' We don’t judge).
1) We promise not to console you with statistics about average dick length or “surveys” reporting women’s alleged neutrality on the subject (surveys taken by bored housewives with nothing better to do than respond to polls in Men’s magazines).
2) We promise not to dodge the issue by recommending other ways to please your partners, or worse, by delivering useless platitudes “it’s not the size of the boat…”
3) We promise not to bullshit you into buying penis snake oil.
What we will do in this article is provide an objective and factual rundown of the only methods that can reliably grow your little womb raider (or ‘butt pirate’ or ‘mouth marauder.' We don’t judge).
The methods that are questionable, dangerous, or outright ridiculous (ie: exercises, pumps, devices, etc…) are too extensive to cram into one article. We’ll simply make a list at the bottom of this article, and link them to their own respective articles once we write them. For now, we’ll just cover what works.
We’ll be frank though; the results of these methods are modest, so don’t expect to be growing a beanstalk any time soon. There is simply no reliable evidence suggesting that you can grow your dick more than 2 inches (aside from dubious “success stories” in various forums or on product web sites).
That said, there are methods that can add 1-2 inches for some men, especially if combined.
We’ll be frank though; the results of these methods are modest, so don’t expect to be growing a beanstalk any time soon. There is simply no reliable evidence suggesting that you can grow your dick more than 2 inches (aside from dubious “success stories” in various forums or on product web sites).
That said, there are methods that can add 1-2 inches for some men, especially if combined.
Get Hard. As in REALLY Hard.
If you’ve owned a penis for more than a couple months, you’ve probably noticed that flaccid and erect are not the only two settings. There is a full spectrum of hardness that ranges from quasi-firm pool noodle on the one end, to throbbing, skin stretching, vein buster at the other.
You’ve also probably noticed that the difference in the size of your man meat across this spectrum is pretty drastic.
For most (if not all) men, the difference between their average boner and their absolute hardest is at least an inch in length and half an inch in girth. Moreover, a rigid tent pole doing the Nazi salute is infinitely more becoming, and more pleasurable to your partner than a spongy, drooping, quasi-hardon.
If you aren’t consistently springing erections you could iron clothes on, you are wasting precious size, precious visual appeal, and of course, precious utility (penetration and softies do not mix).
Great, so how does one achieve a dick carved out of wood on a regular basis? This screams for another article (and in fact, it’s in the works). For now, we’ll give you the cliff notes.
If you’ve owned a penis for more than a couple months, you’ve probably noticed that flaccid and erect are not the only two settings. There is a full spectrum of hardness that ranges from quasi-firm pool noodle on the one end, to throbbing, skin stretching, vein buster at the other.
You’ve also probably noticed that the difference in the size of your man meat across this spectrum is pretty drastic.
For most (if not all) men, the difference between their average boner and their absolute hardest is at least an inch in length and half an inch in girth. Moreover, a rigid tent pole doing the Nazi salute is infinitely more becoming, and more pleasurable to your partner than a spongy, drooping, quasi-hardon.
If you aren’t consistently springing erections you could iron clothes on, you are wasting precious size, precious visual appeal, and of course, precious utility (penetration and softies do not mix).
Great, so how does one achieve a dick carved out of wood on a regular basis? This screams for another article (and in fact, it’s in the works). For now, we’ll give you the cliff notes.
1) Get Healthy. There is no such thing as a healthy dick in an unhealthy body. Erections are all about blood flow and libido. Blood flow and libido are all about physical health. Physical health is all about diet and exercise.
Plenty of controlled studies have proven the erection improving effects of exercise and healthy eating 1,2,3
There is a reason that every porn star packing a tool worth bragging about is in good physical condition. You don’t have to become full time weight lifter or triathlete, but regular resistance training and cardiovascular work, as well as a balanced diet, are necessary for both optimal blood flow and a healthy endocrine system.
Plenty of controlled studies have proven the erection improving effects of exercise and healthy eating 1,2,3
There is a reason that every porn star packing a tool worth bragging about is in good physical condition. You don’t have to become full time weight lifter or triathlete, but regular resistance training and cardiovascular work, as well as a balanced diet, are necessary for both optimal blood flow and a healthy endocrine system.
2) Do Kegels. Some claims made about the benefits of Kegels are outright bogus. Their capacity to promote harder erections, on the other hand, has been observed in controlled studies. These studies did not incorporate your generic (flex 200 times in the car) variety of Kegels however; they incorporated resistance training. For more on this check out our article on Firepower.
3) Buy some Supps. There is a lot of bullshit out there, but some supplements, herbs, and products do actually work. The following have all proven effective in research and in our experience.
- L-Arginine: taking this amino on the daily will make you hornier than a three balled horse. Shoot for about 3g.
- Pycnogynol: Especially when combined with L-Arginine. These supplements have been shown to work synergistically (1)
- Porn Star Power: (it’s not a supplement, it’s a recipe that includes the best herbs, supplements, and foods for this specific purpose. As an added bonus, it increases the size of your loads as well, if you’re into that kinda thing).
3) Buy some Supps. There is a lot of bullshit out there, but some supplements, herbs, and products do actually work. The following have all proven effective in research and in our experience.
- L-Arginine: taking this amino on the daily will make you hornier than a three balled horse. Shoot for about 3g.
- Pycnogynol: Especially when combined with L-Arginine. These supplements have been shown to work synergistically (1)
- Porn Star Power: (it’s not a supplement, it’s a recipe that includes the best herbs, supplements, and foods for this specific purpose. As an added bonus, it increases the size of your loads as well, if you’re into that kinda thing).
4) Stop Jerking Off! Ok, ok, you don't have to stop completely, just know that the longer you go without getting off, the hornier and harder you will when the when it comes time to get freaky.
If you're going on a date tomorrow night, don't jerk off tonight. Or last night.
Not an ideal or long term solution, but works in a pinch.
If you're going on a date tomorrow night, don't jerk off tonight. Or last night.
Not an ideal or long term solution, but works in a pinch.
LOSE WEIGHT
Obviously this only applies to men with weight to lose, so if your lower abdomen is a plate-like slab of muscle, you can skip this tip.
For the rest of you, bluntly put, you have about as much dick hidden from sight as you have fat in your crotchal region.
If you’re lugging around 2 inches of extra padding, that’s almost 2 inches of subterranean genital plumbing that you could be proudly putting on display!
This isn’t a fitness forum, so I won’t get into the weeds of diets and exercise routines, but suffice it to say there really aren’t any secrets or mysteries about getting into great shape. Short of thyroid disorders and the like, consistent strenuous exercise and a healthy disciplined diet are sufficient for 99% of men to lose body fat, get into great shape, and expose every last inch of penis they've got.
Obviously this only applies to men with weight to lose, so if your lower abdomen is a plate-like slab of muscle, you can skip this tip.
For the rest of you, bluntly put, you have about as much dick hidden from sight as you have fat in your crotchal region.
If you’re lugging around 2 inches of extra padding, that’s almost 2 inches of subterranean genital plumbing that you could be proudly putting on display!
This isn’t a fitness forum, so I won’t get into the weeds of diets and exercise routines, but suffice it to say there really aren’t any secrets or mysteries about getting into great shape. Short of thyroid disorders and the like, consistent strenuous exercise and a healthy disciplined diet are sufficient for 99% of men to lose body fat, get into great shape, and expose every last inch of penis they've got.
Do Some Manscaping
Needless to say this doesn’t actually grow your dick, but it gives a similar illusion. Look at the two giraffes on the left and you’ll get the gist. Your dick looks much shorter when concealed beneath lush vegetation (in your case, pubes).
Optical illusions aside, you should be grooming anyway. There are about as many people who enjoy hairy balls on men as there are who enjoy hairy armpits on women.
Grooming isn’t complicated. Here’s what you need to do.
1) Anything that dangles should be shaved clean, to include your shaft, your balls, and your ball pouch.
2) You should leave the surrounding hair, but keep it neatly trimmed. Somewhere between a five day shadow and a well groomed beard is ideal. We do not recommend going completely baby butt bald, this is generally not appealing on a man.
With your giraffe’s neck exposed, and the surrounding hedges lowered, you’ll be displaying every last centimeter of dick you own. While you may not actually be getting longer, you’ll at least be getting the most bang for your cock, so to speak.
Needless to say this doesn’t actually grow your dick, but it gives a similar illusion. Look at the two giraffes on the left and you’ll get the gist. Your dick looks much shorter when concealed beneath lush vegetation (in your case, pubes).
Optical illusions aside, you should be grooming anyway. There are about as many people who enjoy hairy balls on men as there are who enjoy hairy armpits on women.
Grooming isn’t complicated. Here’s what you need to do.
1) Anything that dangles should be shaved clean, to include your shaft, your balls, and your ball pouch.
2) You should leave the surrounding hair, but keep it neatly trimmed. Somewhere between a five day shadow and a well groomed beard is ideal. We do not recommend going completely baby butt bald, this is generally not appealing on a man.
With your giraffe’s neck exposed, and the surrounding hedges lowered, you’ll be displaying every last centimeter of dick you own. While you may not actually be getting longer, you’ll at least be getting the most bang for your cock, so to speak.
That’s it. The aforementioned methods are the only reliable (and safe) ways to grow and/or show more of your little slugger, and we recommend all of them. For some men, losing the surrounding fat, trimming the surrounding hair, and getting erections that can punch through cardboard will upgrade their cannon’s caliber significantly.
What about exercises, pumps, and devices?
Suffice it to say, there is no reliable evidence that such extreme measures can produce results, and many of these methods are outright dangerous. We recommend you check out the following links. They are the injury sections of a couple popular penis enlargement forums.
Thunder's Place Injury Forum
Matters of Size Injury Forum
The stories will give you nightmares: ED, loss of sensation, thrombosed veins, bumps, pains, Peyronie’s disease (bent dick syndrome) are all common side effects of treating your dick like warm toffee.
Needless to say, we do not recommend any such methods. Keep an eye out for articles on these methods that explain the efficacy (or lack thereof) and more importantly, the dangers.
Cheers
What about exercises, pumps, and devices?
Suffice it to say, there is no reliable evidence that such extreme measures can produce results, and many of these methods are outright dangerous. We recommend you check out the following links. They are the injury sections of a couple popular penis enlargement forums.
Thunder's Place Injury Forum
Matters of Size Injury Forum
The stories will give you nightmares: ED, loss of sensation, thrombosed veins, bumps, pains, Peyronie’s disease (bent dick syndrome) are all common side effects of treating your dick like warm toffee.
Needless to say, we do not recommend any such methods. Keep an eye out for articles on these methods that explain the efficacy (or lack thereof) and more importantly, the dangers.
Cheers