ABOUT DNACANNON.COM
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That and commissions from our affiliate links...
We at DNACANNON.COM have had it up to our ballsack with cop outs like "it's genetic" or "porn is unrealistic," not to mention bullshit advice like "do 3 sets of 10 kegels daily," "drink more fluids," or "stop smoking" (Although seriously, you should stop smoking).
Thus, we are dutifully committed to sifting through the towering mountains of bullshit on the internet in search of genuine pearl necklaces of knowledge. Knowledge that can actually be utilized for the enhancement of male baby-making machinery. Whether you're here to upgrade caliber (size), payload (spunk volume), range (splooge distance), or tactical efficiency (performance), we strive to provide information that will deliver real, noticeable, results.
Because here at DNACANNON.COM, results are all that matter.
That and commissions from our affiliate links...