How to Increase Your Payload
The Definitive Guide to Increasing the Size of your Ejaculations
The answer to your question is yes, you really can significantly increase the amount of ball batter you splatter.
I know this because I did it. I learned exactly how to cum more. A lot more. I went from spitting out a few lame spurts of semi viscous mystery fluid, to plopping out 8-12 thick white ropes of DNA pulp that would put most porn stars to shame. In this article, I'm going to tell you how.
No doubt you've already encountered a half dozen other blogs claiming to offer pearls of wisdom on the subject, only to recycle the same ten or so factoids that are being circulated from blog to blog like a venereal disease.
Some articles make claims about specific herbs and supplements that will give you bigger loads, others offer advice that is so generic or obvious as to be indistinguishable from conventional health advice, while others still peddle nothing but shameless plugs for bogus supplements that cost more per month than your internet.
The problem is that most of this advice is bogus. That and/or it's based entirely on here say from other blogs or articles, almost none of which draw from human studies or even testimonials.
This article will list only those methods that are tried and true, based on scientific studies, testimonials, and personal experience.
I know this because I did it. I learned exactly how to cum more. A lot more. I went from spitting out a few lame spurts of semi viscous mystery fluid, to plopping out 8-12 thick white ropes of DNA pulp that would put most porn stars to shame. In this article, I'm going to tell you how.
No doubt you've already encountered a half dozen other blogs claiming to offer pearls of wisdom on the subject, only to recycle the same ten or so factoids that are being circulated from blog to blog like a venereal disease.
Some articles make claims about specific herbs and supplements that will give you bigger loads, others offer advice that is so generic or obvious as to be indistinguishable from conventional health advice, while others still peddle nothing but shameless plugs for bogus supplements that cost more per month than your internet.
The problem is that most of this advice is bogus. That and/or it's based entirely on here say from other blogs or articles, almost none of which draw from human studies or even testimonials.
This article will list only those methods that are tried and true, based on scientific studies, testimonials, and personal experience.
The methods fall into 4 categories
In each category, I'll list the methods that produce real results, and rate them out of five. By the end of this article, you'll be armed with the know how to transform your little semen squirter into a freakin CUM CANNON! So without further adieu, let's go learn how to cum more cum.
- Generic Health Tips
- Vitamins, Herbs, Supplements
- Volume Products
- Behavioral Tips
In each category, I'll list the methods that produce real results, and rate them out of five. By the end of this article, you'll be armed with the know how to transform your little semen squirter into a freakin CUM CANNON! So without further adieu, let's go learn how to cum more cum.
1. The Generic Health Tips 3/5
This advice is largely true. If you're eating like shit, if you're tired, stressed, overweight, or consuming things that are generally harmful (booze and smoke), both the volume of semen you produce as well as your sperm count will suffer for it.
This is based on several controlled studies (1, 2, 3, 4,5) It's science.
Simply being healthy will allow your body to do all the things it's supposed to, to include emptying your spunk sack in a manner sufficient for impregnating females, decorating your lover's various body parts, or whatever else you do with your fluids.
DO NOT DISMISS THESE THINGS. Even the most effective methods I share later in this article can be torpedoed by a shitty lifestyle. Not to mention the fact that these habits will improve every part of your life. I'm not going to grandstand here about health, but Gents, take care of yourselves. That's all I'll say.
All that being said, the effect that these lifestyle improvements have on semen is largely exaggerated. Even doing everything on this list religiously will not produce drastic results. Living a healthy lifestyle will increase both the volume of cum you cum, the number of sperm you spawn, and the vitality of your little swimmers, but only to normal, healthy levels.
In other words, such habits can bring you back to status quo, but they won't make you Peter North.
- Eat a healthy diet (veggies, meat, nuts, etc...)
- Drink water
- Avoid alcohol
- Stop smoking
- Get enough sleep
- Reduce stress
- Exercise
This advice is largely true. If you're eating like shit, if you're tired, stressed, overweight, or consuming things that are generally harmful (booze and smoke), both the volume of semen you produce as well as your sperm count will suffer for it.
This is based on several controlled studies (1, 2, 3, 4,5) It's science.
Simply being healthy will allow your body to do all the things it's supposed to, to include emptying your spunk sack in a manner sufficient for impregnating females, decorating your lover's various body parts, or whatever else you do with your fluids.
DO NOT DISMISS THESE THINGS. Even the most effective methods I share later in this article can be torpedoed by a shitty lifestyle. Not to mention the fact that these habits will improve every part of your life. I'm not going to grandstand here about health, but Gents, take care of yourselves. That's all I'll say.
All that being said, the effect that these lifestyle improvements have on semen is largely exaggerated. Even doing everything on this list religiously will not produce drastic results. Living a healthy lifestyle will increase both the volume of cum you cum, the number of sperm you spawn, and the vitality of your little swimmers, but only to normal, healthy levels.
In other words, such habits can bring you back to status quo, but they won't make you Peter North.
2. Vitamins, Herbs, Minerals....
HUGE LOAD FORMULA 5/5
This is actually a recipe for a smoothie combining multiple spunk boosting ingredients; ingredients that have all been shown in scientific studies to increase volume and potency of your ball chowder. Every ingredient in this cum boosting elixir has proven its valor in the lab (aside from a couple optional ingredients that are just for flavor).
We can't legally post the ingredients here, because the recipe isn't ours. Copyright laws are a bitch. But the recipe is dirt cheap, and WELL worth it. The ingredients can be found at the grocery store and/or GNC.
In my own experience, this is the single item in this article that delivered the most drastic results. I remember it well. After drinking one of these a day for about three days, I came on my girlfriend after a romp in the sack, and it was Mount St Helens! I came like a three balled horse!
It was also the first time I had ever plopped out thick white ropes of cock lava, and there was a TON. I essentially transformed my girl's torso into an abstract painting. I remember us both laughing hysterically because it was so much.
This is the closest thing I've found to a magic cum potion. I make them on the daily now.
You can find the recipe here--> HUGE LOAD FORMULA
HUGE LOAD FORMULA 5/5
This is actually a recipe for a smoothie combining multiple spunk boosting ingredients; ingredients that have all been shown in scientific studies to increase volume and potency of your ball chowder. Every ingredient in this cum boosting elixir has proven its valor in the lab (aside from a couple optional ingredients that are just for flavor).
We can't legally post the ingredients here, because the recipe isn't ours. Copyright laws are a bitch. But the recipe is dirt cheap, and WELL worth it. The ingredients can be found at the grocery store and/or GNC.
In my own experience, this is the single item in this article that delivered the most drastic results. I remember it well. After drinking one of these a day for about three days, I came on my girlfriend after a romp in the sack, and it was Mount St Helens! I came like a three balled horse!
It was also the first time I had ever plopped out thick white ropes of cock lava, and there was a TON. I essentially transformed my girl's torso into an abstract painting. I remember us both laughing hysterically because it was so much.
This is the closest thing I've found to a magic cum potion. I make them on the daily now.
You can find the recipe here--> HUGE LOAD FORMULA
MACA 4.5/5
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This stuff is like semen steroids. For one, this herb has been shown in controlled studies to double sperm count in male subjects (1, 2). High sperm count is the difference between your cum looking like yogurt and looking like the milky fluid that floats on top of yogurt. The studies listed also showed an increase in volume for the subjects.
I've been using this stuff for months, and I can vouch for all of the above. The studies I've listed measured the effect over a period of weeks. I noticed serious upgrades in both volume and thickness, especially thickness (sperm count), after 3-4 days. |
You can pay as much or as little for Maca as you like. I used Now Foods Maca, which is the cheapest on Amazon, and it worked wonders. If you're looking for the most bang for your buck, this stuff is the ticket. Take 3-5 grams daily.
LECITHIN 2/5
Lecithin comes in a couple forms; as either a byproduct of soy, or eggs. There are no controlled studies published concerning the effects that this has, or doesn't have on the amount you ejaculate, but there are many claims in various forums that people have had good results with this (1, 2, 3).
According to such claims, Lecithin did increase total volume of testicle soup, but did not increase sperm count, thickness, or whiteness of the subjects' nut butter, resulting in larger cumshots comprised mostly of clear, watery, fluid that shoots out like soapy water from a $5 squirt gun. Not exactly the effect most of us are going for.
If this still sounds appealing to you, it is generally recommended to buy the granules as opposed to the capsules, on account of them being highly concentrated. Men reported having to ingest around 20 capsules a day to get the effect with the pills, but only 1-2 tablespoons of the granules.
I have not tried Lecithin myself, considering the best case scenario (spurting out a lot of thin, watery, mystery fluid) is even less appealing than seeing no effect whatsoever.
Lecithin comes in a couple forms; as either a byproduct of soy, or eggs. There are no controlled studies published concerning the effects that this has, or doesn't have on the amount you ejaculate, but there are many claims in various forums that people have had good results with this (1, 2, 3).
According to such claims, Lecithin did increase total volume of testicle soup, but did not increase sperm count, thickness, or whiteness of the subjects' nut butter, resulting in larger cumshots comprised mostly of clear, watery, fluid that shoots out like soapy water from a $5 squirt gun. Not exactly the effect most of us are going for.
If this still sounds appealing to you, it is generally recommended to buy the granules as opposed to the capsules, on account of them being highly concentrated. Men reported having to ingest around 20 capsules a day to get the effect with the pills, but only 1-2 tablespoons of the granules.
I have not tried Lecithin myself, considering the best case scenario (spurting out a lot of thin, watery, mystery fluid) is even less appealing than seeing no effect whatsoever.
L-ARGININE 3.5/5
This amino acid has withstood scientific studies, showing an increase in sperm count, sperm motility, and amount of semen in male subjects. This makes sense because L-Arginine is required for the production of sperm and spermine (source).
Testimonials praising the efficacy of this supplement are omnipresent in forums discussing this very topic. (Granted forums aren't entirely reliable, but the reviews come from people with somewhat methodical approaches, who weren't selling anything). Here are just a few (1,2,3,4)
My own experience is that L-Arginine resulted in a double whammy of volume and thickness, not a shocking difference, but noticeable. This was taking about 3g a day. Half in the morning and half at night.
I ordered Now Foods L-Arginine from Amazon. It's the cheapest on the site, while still getting great reviews.
This amino acid has withstood scientific studies, showing an increase in sperm count, sperm motility, and amount of semen in male subjects. This makes sense because L-Arginine is required for the production of sperm and spermine (source).
Testimonials praising the efficacy of this supplement are omnipresent in forums discussing this very topic. (Granted forums aren't entirely reliable, but the reviews come from people with somewhat methodical approaches, who weren't selling anything). Here are just a few (1,2,3,4)
My own experience is that L-Arginine resulted in a double whammy of volume and thickness, not a shocking difference, but noticeable. This was taking about 3g a day. Half in the morning and half at night.
I ordered Now Foods L-Arginine from Amazon. It's the cheapest on the site, while still getting great reviews.
ZINC 2/5
Zinc is a mineral you'll stumble over in just about every article on the topic of beefing up your load. Zinc is essential to spermatogenesis, as well as the production of testosterone. It has passed the muster of scientific studies and is endorsed by many a forum rat as well.
So why did I only give it a two? A couple reasons. One, it didn't do anything for me, at least nothing readily apparent (which is what we're going for), and also because the scientific studies that seemingly endorse Zinc as a viable splooge booster don't actually reach this conclusion.
For instance, the most commonly cited study showed a link between Zinc deficiency and lowered seminal volume (source), as did a couple studies in which Zinc helped men with low sperm counts (source), but this only suggests that if you fail to consume enough Zinc, your semen will suffer for it, and once adequate Zinc is consumed (about 10 mg/d in the study), your ejaculate will return to healthy levels.
This is good news if you are Zinc deficient. It doesn't amount to much if you're not because there is no evidence showing that excess Zinc will boost your baby gravy beyond normal levels. Not in humans anyway. So yes, if you are zinc deficient, or even just a man, you should be taking Zinc, but don't expect it to turn your little vegetable sprayer into a fire hose.
Zinc is a mineral you'll stumble over in just about every article on the topic of beefing up your load. Zinc is essential to spermatogenesis, as well as the production of testosterone. It has passed the muster of scientific studies and is endorsed by many a forum rat as well.
So why did I only give it a two? A couple reasons. One, it didn't do anything for me, at least nothing readily apparent (which is what we're going for), and also because the scientific studies that seemingly endorse Zinc as a viable splooge booster don't actually reach this conclusion.
For instance, the most commonly cited study showed a link between Zinc deficiency and lowered seminal volume (source), as did a couple studies in which Zinc helped men with low sperm counts (source), but this only suggests that if you fail to consume enough Zinc, your semen will suffer for it, and once adequate Zinc is consumed (about 10 mg/d in the study), your ejaculate will return to healthy levels.
This is good news if you are Zinc deficient. It doesn't amount to much if you're not because there is no evidence showing that excess Zinc will boost your baby gravy beyond normal levels. Not in humans anyway. So yes, if you are zinc deficient, or even just a man, you should be taking Zinc, but don't expect it to turn your little vegetable sprayer into a fire hose.
THE REJECT BIN 0/5
Here are all the supplements for which there is no supporting scientific evidence that they can give you bigger loads, few if any testimonials, and which did absolutely nothing for me personally.
-Horny goat weed (Does have a noticeable effect on libido though).
-Tribulus Terrestris
-Vitamin C/E/A/D (important, but alone not sufficient to deliver noticeable results)
-L-Lysine
- L-Glutamine
-L-Orthinine
-L-Carnitine
-Any single food (ie: garlic, chocolate, nuts, oysters, pumpkin seeds, steak, and yes, even celery)
Here are all the supplements for which there is no supporting scientific evidence that they can give you bigger loads, few if any testimonials, and which did absolutely nothing for me personally.
-Horny goat weed (Does have a noticeable effect on libido though).
-Tribulus Terrestris
-Vitamin C/E/A/D (important, but alone not sufficient to deliver noticeable results)
-L-Lysine
- L-Glutamine
-L-Orthinine
-L-Carnitine
-Any single food (ie: garlic, chocolate, nuts, oysters, pumpkin seeds, steak, and yes, even celery)
3. VOLUME PRODUCTS 1/5
I'm not going to spend much time here, for a few very good reasons.
1. Not a single volume supplement (that we can find) has been subjected to clinical trials. Many of them claim that their ingredients have been proven to increase volume, which is often true. The problem is that there is usually only trace amounts of these ingredients in the pills, which is problem number two.
2. Any given supplement contains only minuscule amounts of the ingredients that work. For example, this image shows the nutritional facts for MaxLoad, taken directly from the web site. You can see that Maca is the number one ingredient, which you would think is a good thing. Maca works.
So what's the problem? First of all, the entire pill is only 600 mg. Even if the entire pill were Maca, that would only amount to about 1/6th the serving necessary for the desired effect.
But it's even worse than that. The Maca "proprietary blend" only has a potency of .6%. Not six percent, mind you, but POINT six percent! That's .6% of 1/6th of the amount that gets you results. That means that each serving of MaxLoad contains only .1% of the amount you need. That's one tenth of one percent. I rest my case.
3. They're expensive as all hell. Most Volume supplements range anywhere from $30 to $100 for a one month supply. Even if they worked, I wouldn't pay that. Not when there are dirt cheap methods that actually do work.
4. The only testimonials I can find are on the products' web sites. That, or on "review" web sites that are clearly designed either by whichever company is being "reviewed," or by affiliate snakes. Lo and behold, these reviews are always stellar, and the pages are replete with links to the site.
I'm not going to spend much time here, for a few very good reasons.
1. Not a single volume supplement (that we can find) has been subjected to clinical trials. Many of them claim that their ingredients have been proven to increase volume, which is often true. The problem is that there is usually only trace amounts of these ingredients in the pills, which is problem number two.
2. Any given supplement contains only minuscule amounts of the ingredients that work. For example, this image shows the nutritional facts for MaxLoad, taken directly from the web site. You can see that Maca is the number one ingredient, which you would think is a good thing. Maca works.
So what's the problem? First of all, the entire pill is only 600 mg. Even if the entire pill were Maca, that would only amount to about 1/6th the serving necessary for the desired effect.
But it's even worse than that. The Maca "proprietary blend" only has a potency of .6%. Not six percent, mind you, but POINT six percent! That's .6% of 1/6th of the amount that gets you results. That means that each serving of MaxLoad contains only .1% of the amount you need. That's one tenth of one percent. I rest my case.
3. They're expensive as all hell. Most Volume supplements range anywhere from $30 to $100 for a one month supply. Even if they worked, I wouldn't pay that. Not when there are dirt cheap methods that actually do work.
4. The only testimonials I can find are on the products' web sites. That, or on "review" web sites that are clearly designed either by whichever company is being "reviewed," or by affiliate snakes. Lo and behold, these reviews are always stellar, and the pages are replete with links to the site.
4. Behaviors
SAVE UP 4/5
For those of you who just grew male genitalia yesterday, you may not be aware of the fact that your sperm bank has a very high interest rate. If you leave your moneyshot untouched for a few days, your next withdrawal will dwarf those made after only a day or two.
Anybody with male plumbing can vouch for this, myself included, but just to make it official, here are some studies showing as much as a doubling of both volume and sperm count after a few days of abstinence (1,2).
Your sperm bank is only so generous though. According to the studies, the compounding effect all but stops at around day ten. Seven to ten days showed the biggest gains, but waiting as few as 4-5 will achieve the desired effect.
This isn't exactly breaking news, most of us are aware of this effect, as we are of the impracticality and inconvenience of trying to plan orgasms a week in advance, not to mention the detrimental effect such a hiatus will have on your stamina. You'll brew up a savage payload, but your cannon will have a hair trigger! For such reasons, I can't recommend this method, but it still gets a high rating because it is a reliable way to to see a big difference, at least for those of you who are used to blowing your load every day or two. And hey, it's free.
SAVE UP 4/5
For those of you who just grew male genitalia yesterday, you may not be aware of the fact that your sperm bank has a very high interest rate. If you leave your moneyshot untouched for a few days, your next withdrawal will dwarf those made after only a day or two.
Anybody with male plumbing can vouch for this, myself included, but just to make it official, here are some studies showing as much as a doubling of both volume and sperm count after a few days of abstinence (1,2).
Your sperm bank is only so generous though. According to the studies, the compounding effect all but stops at around day ten. Seven to ten days showed the biggest gains, but waiting as few as 4-5 will achieve the desired effect.
This isn't exactly breaking news, most of us are aware of this effect, as we are of the impracticality and inconvenience of trying to plan orgasms a week in advance, not to mention the detrimental effect such a hiatus will have on your stamina. You'll brew up a savage payload, but your cannon will have a hair trigger! For such reasons, I can't recommend this method, but it still gets a high rating because it is a reliable way to to see a big difference, at least for those of you who are used to blowing your load every day or two. And hey, it's free.
Kegels 0/5
Ah Kegels. Not only can you do them while driving, but they also mysteriously solve every male sexual problem known to man. Stamina! Cock size! Orgasm intensity! Hardness! Libido! So sure, why not throw ejaculation size into this grab bag of unsupported claims. Ok, ok, to be fair, some of these effects may be legit, but that's a topic for another article.
So, do Kegels beef up the size of your load? In a word, No. In three words, of course not. Not only does this claim lack scientific evidence, reliable testimonials, or even seemingly bogus testimonials, but it doesn't even make sense. Flexing your taint in sets of 10 will not magically spark the genesis of millions of cellular organisms down in your testicles, or the plasma they swim in for that matter. There is neither evidence, nor good reason supporting this claim.
There is evidence supporting the idea that Kegels will increase the distance and velocity that your payload fires, if you're into that kinda thing, but I'll save that topic for another article.
Ah Kegels. Not only can you do them while driving, but they also mysteriously solve every male sexual problem known to man. Stamina! Cock size! Orgasm intensity! Hardness! Libido! So sure, why not throw ejaculation size into this grab bag of unsupported claims. Ok, ok, to be fair, some of these effects may be legit, but that's a topic for another article.
So, do Kegels beef up the size of your load? In a word, No. In three words, of course not. Not only does this claim lack scientific evidence, reliable testimonials, or even seemingly bogus testimonials, but it doesn't even make sense. Flexing your taint in sets of 10 will not magically spark the genesis of millions of cellular organisms down in your testicles, or the plasma they swim in for that matter. There is neither evidence, nor good reason supporting this claim.
There is evidence supporting the idea that Kegels will increase the distance and velocity that your payload fires, if you're into that kinda thing, but I'll save that topic for another article.
Regulating Testicle Temperature 3/5
You've no doubt come across claims that raising the temperature of your little spunk sack impairs semen production, which may endanger your love of hot tubs or really really tight underwear. These rumors are largely true, and backed by plenty of scientific studies (1,2,3,4). In fact, the theory that high sack temp impedes functionality is, for the most part, universally accepted in the scientific community (source).
A nut pouch that is slightly cooler than body temp is the optimal environment in which to manufacture your little cock missiles and the goop they live in (not to mention testosterone).
The reason this solid advice only gets a rating of 3 is that the only way you are likely to see noticeable results is if you already have some habits that are keeping your boys in the 'red zone' and inhibiting your spermatogenesis. So if you habitually take bubble baths, wear tighty whities all day, or have a job for which you're sitting most of the day (all of which increase testicle temp), then ditching or limiting these behaviors can correct any slippage they've caused in your balls' bottom line. But remember, this is merely corrective, not productive. The positive results can only be as drastic as the deficiency caused by the habits.
That being said, the slippage, in some cases, can be drastic. In one study, men who took long hot baths on the daily saw up to a 491% increase in sperm, after putting the kibash on their routine (source).
This might sound alarming, but the good news is that your habits really do need to be habitual to have much effect. Occasionally wearing under armor, hitting the hot tub, or sitting for a couple hours are not acts of genocide on your sperm population. Such things, in moderation, have not been shown in studies to have any detrimental effects on your crotch sock (source).
You've no doubt come across claims that raising the temperature of your little spunk sack impairs semen production, which may endanger your love of hot tubs or really really tight underwear. These rumors are largely true, and backed by plenty of scientific studies (1,2,3,4). In fact, the theory that high sack temp impedes functionality is, for the most part, universally accepted in the scientific community (source).
A nut pouch that is slightly cooler than body temp is the optimal environment in which to manufacture your little cock missiles and the goop they live in (not to mention testosterone).
The reason this solid advice only gets a rating of 3 is that the only way you are likely to see noticeable results is if you already have some habits that are keeping your boys in the 'red zone' and inhibiting your spermatogenesis. So if you habitually take bubble baths, wear tighty whities all day, or have a job for which you're sitting most of the day (all of which increase testicle temp), then ditching or limiting these behaviors can correct any slippage they've caused in your balls' bottom line. But remember, this is merely corrective, not productive. The positive results can only be as drastic as the deficiency caused by the habits.
That being said, the slippage, in some cases, can be drastic. In one study, men who took long hot baths on the daily saw up to a 491% increase in sperm, after putting the kibash on their routine (source).
This might sound alarming, but the good news is that your habits really do need to be habitual to have much effect. Occasionally wearing under armor, hitting the hot tub, or sitting for a couple hours are not acts of genocide on your sperm population. Such things, in moderation, have not been shown in studies to have any detrimental effects on your crotch sock (source).
Some bloggers (like this guy) or (this guy) have mistakenly taken the negative effects of heat to mean that really cold temperatures must kick your grapes into high gear. Thus, they recommend extreme measures like icing your nuts or taking freezing cold baths, all the while praising the "wisdom" of Russian power lifters, rumored to regularly take arctic plunges or submit their sacks to freezing temps to increase testosterone. This is simply not supported by anything other than bogus anecdotes. Your balls have a pretty wide goldilocks range of about 87-96 degrees F, it is only when they reach temperatures above this for extended periods that your production of spunk, sperm, and Testosterone will pay the price. So as long as you keep them in the optimal zone, colder is not really better.
LIMITING EXPOSURE TO BAD THINGS 2/5
"Bad things" includes, but is not limited to pesticides, industrial cleaners/various chemicals, heavy metals (namely mercury and lead), and radiation (even from your cell phone). If you don't already make it a general concern of yours to avoid such things, or at least limit exposure, you really should. The scope of the harmfulness of these chemicals extends way beyond your ball sack, and the science, though admittedly lagging, is starting to stack up.
In regards to the topic at hand, studies have shown a link between exposure to such things and a man's capacity to brew healthy baby gravy (source). Multiple studies showed strong degradation in both quality and quantity of sperm correlating to the proximity of a man's junk to his cell phone (1,2,3). Exposure to pesticides, even indirectly, showed a reduction in both quantity and quality of sperm (1,2).
So why the low rating? Don't get me wrong, this is IMPORTANT for health reasons, but the detrimental effects of these toxins were observed on the microscopic level, suggesting that even a diligent avoidance of such things is unlikely to result in bigger spunk puddles.
"Bad things" includes, but is not limited to pesticides, industrial cleaners/various chemicals, heavy metals (namely mercury and lead), and radiation (even from your cell phone). If you don't already make it a general concern of yours to avoid such things, or at least limit exposure, you really should. The scope of the harmfulness of these chemicals extends way beyond your ball sack, and the science, though admittedly lagging, is starting to stack up.
In regards to the topic at hand, studies have shown a link between exposure to such things and a man's capacity to brew healthy baby gravy (source). Multiple studies showed strong degradation in both quality and quantity of sperm correlating to the proximity of a man's junk to his cell phone (1,2,3). Exposure to pesticides, even indirectly, showed a reduction in both quantity and quality of sperm (1,2).
So why the low rating? Don't get me wrong, this is IMPORTANT for health reasons, but the detrimental effects of these toxins were observed on the microscopic level, suggesting that even a diligent avoidance of such things is unlikely to result in bigger spunk puddles.
THE END
Good talk. Won't bore you with an outtro. You can show yourself out.
Good talk. Won't bore you with an outtro. You can show yourself out.